MJ FANS: it'sss scenario time :)?

Question

Okay, so this is my first one.. If it sucks, well, I don't really give a damn.

Alright, so it's 1987, and it's the day of Michael Jackson's "Bad" listening party. You're a reporter for the L.A. Times, so you have to go and give a review. You arrive, and you're the only one there. Michael walks in, and you're in shock. You start shaking, and he does nothing but laugh. Once you calm down, you get into conversation. Ten minutes later, you both realize you're in the wrong room, and decide to look for the right one. When you get there, Michael says he can't come in with you because he doesn't want the press to start any rumors about him having a girlfriend. But he asks you to meet him at his house after, and slips you his address. You decide to go, and when you get there, he answers the door.. topless. What happens next?

Answer 1

... so im like about to piss my pants. im at michael jacksons house. i tell myself to pull it together. so i knock on the dooor and wait and out comes a sexy, hot topless michael jackson. i stammer on my thoughts. i look at his chest and im in complete aww. i look down below his waist.... i snap my head back up and stammer on hello. he laughs and says, "alana, i was expecting you! please come in." he grabs my hand and walks me up the stairs. i feel his hand on my back. i could get used to this i think. we sit down on his couch. and he apologizes for today. i protest and say dont be sorry. i could tell in his dark brown eyes that he liked me. he kept on biting and licking his lips. i was about to pull my hair out. can this man get anymore delicious?





one thing leads to another and umm im leaving his house the next day, okay?

Answer 2

Thriller



Me: "So errr...is this the part where I throw all my clothes off in a fit of passion?"

MJ: "What? No! I was just on my way to the beauty salon for a hair cut"

Me: "Half naked?"

MJ: "The hairdresser told me she'd cut my hair for half price if I didn't wear a shirt, she says she does it for all of her customers"

Me: ".....I'll cut your hair for free if you take your pants of too"



He agrees and......







....I end up cutting his hair.

Answer 3

"Oh I'm sorry. Is this a bad time... I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna go..."



I feel his hand grasp my arm.



"No. Please. Don't go" He pleads with a mischievous grin. I never could resist a beautiful man. Without saying a word I follow him into his house. Though I immediately want to strip his clothes off and hop in bed, I control myself, knowing Michael is a shy person... Or so I thought ;)



He brushes the back of his hand lightly across my face, trailing my cheekbone. "You're so beautiful." he whispers. I feel my heart melting. Almost as if he can't stand to wait any longer he grabs both sides of my face and presses his lips to mine with urgency. And I kiss back as though the world is about to end.



He pulls his mouth from mine quickly with a sigh. He leans in kissing the side of my face.



"Lets finish this in my room" He says seductively. It takes everything in me to keep from sprinting up those stairs. When we finally reach his room he opens the door pulling me forcefully in after him. He winks.. and our night begins



:)

Answer 4

oh....Topless...well

DING DONG

MJ ANSWERS THE DOOR Topless

ME: oh he he he he he he..*drooling* I mean hey MJ...what's up!!*wiping drool off my mouth*

MJ: hey Kat..is it ok if I call you Kat

ME: oh yeah, that's cool

ME: so were you working out, *nudges him* huh, was it b/c I was coming over.

MJ: hahaha...well not excately, *blushing* Bubble's spilled something on my shirt, but then I decided to keep it off.

ME: oh, well nice abs...*feels them*

*IN MY HEAD* OMG i'm touching MJ's ABS!!!!

MJ: so you wanna come inside

ME:oh yeah sure

MJ: Soooooo what d you wanna do

ME: It's up to you

MJ: ok good, I had something planned anyway, come on

PUTS A BLINDFOLD OVER MY EYES AND TAKES MY HAND, TAKING ME SOMEWHERE UNKNOWN.

ME: MJ where are we going?

MJ: oh you'll see, trust me

MJ: ok just stand right here.

ME: ok MJ, Im just stand---

A SPLASH OF COLD WATER COMES ACROSS MY FACE, I HEAR MJ LAUGHING

ME: oh no, oh no, your gonna get it know mj

I TAKE OFF THE MASK AND FIND A WATER GUN

MJ: you'll never catch me, im too good

ME: well just see about that.

WE KEEP SPLASHING EACH OTHER, I KEEP CHASING HIM BUT HE STOPS, I RUN INTO HIM AND WE BOTH FALL, ME LANDING ON TOP OF HIM.

ME: wow, that was so much fun.

MJ: yes, yes it was.....you know......

ME: what?

MJ: I've had the urgency to kiss you all day......

ME: Oh really,*blushing* me too

MJ: well then come here......

HE GRABS MY LOWER BACK, PULLING ME CLOSER, I LOOK INTO HIS EYES, HIM LOOKING BACK, THEN HE SMILES.....I LEAN DOWN AND OUR LIPS DELICATELY TOUCH EACH OTHER. WE GET UP

MJ: come on, lets go to my room

ME: yes yes yes, lets go



You know the rest...LOL

Answer 5

What do you think is going to happen next?



Ill give you a hint....Imma FREAK!..lol



Bad.

Answer 6

i run up to him, and hug him really tight, and rub his back soothingly. it would seem innocent, but i'd be perving on him ;) hahh <3

Answer 7

your guys' responses crack me up..but in a good way

Answer 8

I get light headed and faint into his arms..against his bare chest.

Haha i'll leave it at that, i'ma daydream the rest.

Answer 9

I would not be able to wipe the smile off my face as I stared at him than finally gave him a hug.

Answer 10

Me: Hi michael, why aren't you wearing a shirt? *giggles*

MJ: Oh, they are all at the dry cleaners, why don't you come in?

Me: *follows him into the house* *a cold stream of water hits me*

MJ: *big grin holding two super soakers and he hands me one*

*water gun fight!*

Answer 11

YES!YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Then We hug , kiss and I jump on his back and he spins me around ( just for the fact that it looks cool in the movies)and we laugh. Months later we get married and live happily ever after I had 2 Maids of honor Janet Jackson and my best friend Bethany. Me and Janet became best friends and I'm friends with Rebie to and LaToya. I join Michael on tour, we have kids, and Prince , Paris, and Blanket are our kids to just because they are sweet, and adorable and I couldn't imagaine taking them out of MJ's life,even though this is just a fake scenario lol. I help Michael deal with the media etc, we have Neverland, all the crap that was alleged is never alleged. Tons of children flood through the gates of Neverland and and Michael and I and the kids all play with our visitors and we have small parties and invite friends like Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor etc and I invite Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Angela Bassett , Halle Berry ( I know some of them aren't famous yet at this point but oh well!) and Cher. At night Michael, me and the kids all pile into bed together, watch movies, read stories, and cuddle. No one thought the marriage would last but it did and in 2009 we are still happily married and even more in love. The End, dumb I know, and I don't really put much thought into it, but still think its sweet.

Answer 12

Oh this one is so good. But I think I'd be in too much shock to say or do anything,ok so trying to respect Michael and to NOT focus on Him being half-naked *sigh*. He'd most probably apologize for what happened earlier and say He'd make it up to me. So we have a drink and I ask Michael what His favorite dance routine is & Michael says the dance He did in the Bad video and Blood On The Dance Floor. So we both start dancing to Blood On The Dance Floor while He tries to teach me all the moves (there's some moves of mine that I'd like to show you) *IN MY HEAD* I hopelessly try to do the spin and fall straight into Michael's arms as we both fall to the floor with my head on His chest we both start laughing. He was holding me so tight around my waist with both His arms. I thought (eat your heart out Martine Mcuteon, this is my Perfect Moment) It felt so good and I start to kiss the nape of His neck and looked at Michael's face to know what His facial expression is saying (Because I wouldn't want to upset Him in any way), but Michael just tilts His head back, smiling, allowing me to carry on! Wow only if this dream came true. But the rest is going to stay with me & you get a STAR!

Answer 13

well i won't do aanything i will just close my eyes and michael will go running and wear shirt .......

and then we will talk and play super soker and water balloon fight and i will also be happy to meet his kids well that's my dream to meet his kids ......

and i willgo out with him and his kids out in a shopping malll or somewhere else we will also enjoy the rides

i hope that the door he opened was the door of neverland ....♥

Answer 14

can't choose btwn thriller and bad



and how dare you tease me like this! uhm...i would probably faint first. i would think i was dreaming. if he was going to allow me to do what i wanted to do, then i can't type any details...

Answer 15

As much as I love scenarios and Michael Jackson this is so wrong. Guys, I'd love to befriend him, not have sex with him. He's 51 years young. So I'd start talking to him about his inspirations, hopes, dreams what inspired him to write some songs (obviously God as he has said many time) And hopefully, we could become friends. Because dudes, I'm 19.



Also, how about both. Thriller has "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "P.Y.T" while Bad has "Man In The Mirror", "Smooth Criminal" and "Liberian Girl." And I can listen to both cds without skipping songs.

Answer 16

Oh hehe. Well. He's not a piece of meat! I'm sure he'd like to be treated with some respect.

Answer 17

LOTS OF STUFF LOL

bad

Answer 18

you're right it sucks

Answer 19

i scream because his face doesn't match the color of his body. once i get over my initial shock, i walk in, say "whassup?' to Bubbles and have seat.