MJ FANS: You know you're Michael's biggest fan when .........?

Question

I say you know you're MJ's biggest fan when if you hear the name "Diana" mentioned in a conversation you go into a sing songy mood and say "Dirty Dianaaa no! Dirty Diana!"
haha

Ok so make up your own "You know you're Michael Jackson's biggest fan when......"

Answer 1

You know you're Michael Jackson's biggest fan when someone says "How does it feel?" and you say "Like stranger in Moscow!"

Answer 2

You know you're Michael's biggest fan when....





1 You say "Shamone" instead of come on.



2 Dance on cars.



3 Let the world know that Billie Jean's kid is not his son



4 Wash you're hair thoroughly.



5 Love KFC.



6 Ask and make sure that Annie is okay



7 You start to love Peter Pan.



8 Tell schmucks to back-up since 1983.



9 Get a pet chimp and call it Bubbles



10 Go crazy going around calling everything around you a vegetable.



11 Moonwalk down the school corridor



12 When someone nearly steps on a bug you scream, "Don't kill it!"



13 Create a "Neverland" in your backyard (or garden)



14 Love bubble gum



15 Open up a cd shop and sell MJ tshirts, gloves, fedora hats, cds, his movies, etc.



16 Become good at drawing



17 Stop salvation army



18 Dance to "Ignition" in your car



19 Become "BAD"



20 Wear armbands



21 Show people how funky 'n' strong your fight is



22 Love children



23 Say "God Bless You" to everyone



24 Make up you're own words.... SHAMONE!!!



25 Guy fans: Have a crush on Diana Ross.



26 Girl fans: Have a crush on.... OH STICK TO MJ! xD



27 Make "Thriller"



28 Donate to the heal the world foundation



29 Become tough and go around saying to people that their butt is yours.. :)



30 Have pie fights!!



31 Have super soaker fights!!!



32 Have an egg hunt!!



33 Be shy at heart



34 Don't care about looks, but about what's in the heart



35 When people ignore you and leave you you feel like a "Stranger in Moscow"



36 Martin Bashir becomes you're enemy



37 Keep it a secret that you are related to Diana (dirty diana)



38 Fantasize about how it would be like to be Lisa Marie



39 Instead of saying "you can go and f yourself" saying, "You can go and beat it"



40 Buy lots of military jackets



41 Make him your fashion icon.



42 Take care of his family and protect his children.



43 Become his children's security guard. Not letting girls follow his son Prince and flirt with him. If he asks you who the girl (s) was (were) who were follwing him, you just say, "Billie Jean's daughter"



44 Wear a Michael Jackson shirt which says "Mrs. Jackson"



45 Curl your hair so it is similar to the "THRILLER" or "BAD" hairstyle.



46 Keep it as your signature hairstyle.



47 Help and save children, animals, people all across the world.



48 Buy black ray ban sunglasses and wear them with a black fedora hat.



49 Lit up a candle for him when it's his birthday and pray for him.



50 Keep his legacy going, and spreading love about him, so people will know the truth, and so that he can rest in PEACE, cause he sure as hell (pardon my language, i don't like to swear) didn't have peace on earth.

Answer 3

When you started to care less what the old man looking at you, because you have your DON'T WALK AWAY ON. Cars next to me hates it.

Im getting ready to fight for MJ

My husband sleep on the couch for 4 days, because he was watching the awards and He seen MJ kids. He runs back to the room and said TASHA there white and there not Michael's He was on that couch for 4 days

Answer 4

haha i have seen the footage of him fixing the girls bra strap. number 4 was from Princes book so it possibly is true. Not sure about the others though sorry. I can't imagine him saying number 6 lol

Answer 5

You know you're Michael Jackson's biggest fan when you do what I did five minutes ago, my cousin was siting in the chair and he yells "BILL" and I say "IE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER HOOOO!!!!" Then you moonwalk out of the room.

Answer 6

When I hear someone say "Keep On" I say

"With the force don't stop, Dont Stop till you get enough!"

Or he someone says "Are you okay"

I say "Oww, You been struck a smooth criminal."

I agree with Zobia: I bought the same shades he has, and I bought this book on him, I eventually took it back because it wasn't the one I wanted.. I wanted Moonwalker.

Darn Taxes =(!!



Also,I thought I was going to throw a fit when My dad said I wasn't going to see this is it.



@ Chelsi, don't be Ignorant, and FYI not everybody accused him of being a pedophile. I know I didn't because I sat there and watched the whole trial when I was 9. Thank you very much.



@ Zobia: Yeah!! The big ones he used to wear in the 80's.

They're So Hot!! I see why he wore them!!

Answer 7

My name's Diana.

Answer 8

Other than Diana, I just start singing a phrase or part of his songs when I hear anything that reminds me of his songs

Bad--"Who's bad?" I'm bad!

Diana --you just said it

Annie- Annie are you Ok?



EDIT: HE DID NOT BLEACH HIS SKIN!! GOSH! Get some info before you write an answer!

Answer 9

You know you're Michael Jackson's biggest fan when you happen to see something that relates to MJ like a poster in a store, chewing gum, certain types of clothes like big belts and military jackets etc & you end up buying these things because they remind you of MJ, and then you go home and you attempt to moonwalk in certain clothes that remind you of MJ to make you feel as if you are actually him and you imagine you have a crowd yelling your name! haha



@ Alli ♥'s MJ :) Liberian Girl - Wow, you bought the same shades?? Haha, thats awesome! :) I'd love to buy shades like MJ's , they were cute :))



@ Alli ♥'s MJ :) Liberian Girl - :O! wow, they are pretty hot :P !



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Answer 10

You know you're Michael's biggest fan when you moonwalk more than walking!

Answer 11

You could be doing anything, and when someone mentions his name, song, lyrics, etc. Your head pops up, and your eyes glisten.



Oh wait, i got one. "You know you're Michael Jackson's biggest fan when....

You reconstruct your face to look just like his, get plastic surgery, hair, the whole enchilada! To look and be just like him.

Seriously, there are people that do that. I've seen that, but that is taking it to the X-treme.

Answer 12

When you Get mad when you dont see the Jackson an american dream everytime it comes on TV.



EpicKeys Omg i love Wylie Draper too. Why do all the talented ones die :(

Answer 13

... he's the only music artist you listen to.





Edit: I agree with Kayla. LOL.



But for me, that's actually for being a big Wylie Draper fan.

Answer 14

When you do what I did last week..

They played 'They don't care about us' unexpectedly in one of my college functions.. I just got up and jumped.. My friends got scared and asked me 'Are you okay?'

Ha.. Ha..





L.o.v.e you all..

HemmyMJ



www.formspring.me/hemmymj11

Answer 15

when your dream job is to become a MJ impersonator [there start popping up around vegas sometime]

Answer 16

I'm nowhere near his biggest fan.

I'm just a fan.

Answer 17

I feel like it was just yesterday when he "left".

Answer 18

Martin Bashir is one of your worst enemies!

Answer 19

when you say shamone instead of come one lol



it sometimes happens to me when i sing songs by other artists lol

Answer 20

... When you get into a big fight with someone who disses MJ and you feel like you MUST take up for him.

Answer 21

someone says beat it. and i break out into song haha

Answer 22

when Annie is mentioned, i say" Annie r u ok, so annie ru ok, r u ok annie





:P

Answer 23

...you moonwalk to your job.